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the-vashta-nerada:

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communistbakery:

I hate when my teachers lower my test scores… it’s so degradeing

(Source: communistbakery)




(Source: daily5thharmony)




LMFAO

LMFAO

(Source: gay5h)




bahlaurenza:

Lauren reassuring Camila that Rihanna wouldn’t hate her +

GUYS SHE CARESSED CAMILA’S KNEE I JUST 

(Source: lauren-dinah)



sarcastic-snowflake:

woofle:

woofle:

i can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it

it’s true i saw it with my own eyes

oh my god



lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree






(Source: karensmithvevo)




squallluis:

skinsluver:

When someone is annoying the shit out of you

she’s such a babe.



itsspookytoremember:

torchinggoddess:

omgxdoll:

Time, we can never escape from it. It changes everything and everyone.

i dont know that pen looks perfectly ok

the pen actually changes mentally, it takes up smoking and get’s in with a bad crowd. we are all worried about the pen

itsspookytoremember:

torchinggoddess:

omgxdoll:

Time, we can never escape from it. It changes everything and everyone.

i dont know that pen looks perfectly ok

the pen actually changes mentally, it takes up smoking and get’s in with a bad crowd. we are all worried about the pen

(Source: omgxxxdoll)



vagisodium:

if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough

(Source: trashboat)



david-tennants-little-fangirl:

david-tennants-little-fangirl:

I wonder if there’s any Flappy Bird fanfiction…

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I think that’s enough adventure for today.



(Source: monetizeyourcat)




wannabeastarshipranger:

perchu:

FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD

they were talking about his height 

They had not met him yet. This was a penis joke.

(Source: wheelchair-warrior)