I hate when my teachers lower my test scores… it’s so degradeing
Lauren reassuring Camila that Rihanna wouldn’t hate her +
GUYS SHE CARESSED CAMILA’S KNEE I JUST
i can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it
it’s true i saw it with my own eyes
oh my god
swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree
Time, we can never escape from it. It changes everything and everyone.
i dont know that pen looks perfectly ok
the pen actually changes mentally, it takes up smoking and get’s in with a bad crowd. we are all worried about the pen
if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough
I wonder if there’s any Flappy Bird fanfiction…
I think that’s enough adventure for today.
FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD
they were talking about his height
They had not met him yet. This was a penis joke.