I TOLD MY DAD TO CHILL
AND HE SAID “I AM CHILL”
AND I SAID “I THOUGHT U WERE DAD”
I DAD JOKED MY DAD
I AM THE REVOLUTION
hello revolution im dad
all my friends are v cute. if ur my friend youre automatically cute sorry i dont make the rules
Zodiac Files: Scorpio and their social skills.
have you ever just looked at someone and thought, my fucking god i adore you. i adore every goddamn ounce. i adore your bones and your soul. but I’m a loser, who just doesn’t wanna lose you. i can lose fucking everything, but not you. oh god. not you.
dont push bitch
can we just acknowledge how smooth that trip was like he must be a professional tripper or something
LOOK AT THAT STUPID ASS GRIN OMFG
HER EYES DO THE THING
LOOK SHE’S DOING IT ISN’T SHE ADORABLE
I can’t believe some people think she’s the scary one lol
LIKE LOOK AT HER GOOFY ASS SMILE ITS THE BEST
OKAY THIS GIF IS MY FAVORITE LOOK AT HER OMFG
I CAN’T HELP BUT SMILE TOO TBH
I LIVE FOR HAPPY SQUINTY EYED LAUREN
I love that these ladies basically sent these dudes howlers.
At work the other day, a customer tried to take a photo of myself and another dancer, which is explicitly against the rules of our club. I grabbed his phone out of his hand, deleted the pics, and then proceeded to text his parent’s mobile number a message that basically said “I’m at the stripclub and I tried to sneak a picture so now strippers have stolen my phone and are letting you so you know that I’m bad at respecting club rules.”
IM CRYING I JUST FOUND THIS ON INSTAGRAM